2006年高校论坛BBS十大经典流行讽刺语句

独舟孤叶

 1. 骑白马的不一定是王子，他可能是唐僧。  
                                  
 2. 带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。                                 
                                                                           
 3. 站的更高，尿的更远。                                                   
                                                                           
 4. 穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去。                                   
                                                                           
 5. 我不是随便的人。我随便起来不是人。                                     
                                                                           
 6. 女人无所谓正派，正派是因为受到的引诱不够；男人无所谓忠诚，忠诚是因为背叛的筹码太低……                                                            
                                                                           
 7. 聪明的女人对付男人，而笨女人对付女人。                                 
                                                                           
 8. 走自己的路，让别人打车去。                                             
                                                                           
 9. 水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌!                                            
                                                                           
 10. 一大学生最低奋斗目标：农妇，山泉，有点田 

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