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<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"><strong>我拿什么娶你过门，我的爱人</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;"><strong><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">文</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">/</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">李黑娃</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 73.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-char-indent-count: 7.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">（来自月光论坛：www.yue.cc/bbs</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">）</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%;"><strong></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"><strong> </strong></font></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman"><strong> </strong></font></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">黑娃前段时间的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman">QQ</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">签名是：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman">09</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">结婚，奋不顾身。可是在深思熟虑后俺终于断绝了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman">09</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">结婚的光荣梦想。那谁谁问俺为什么了，为什么？没房子啊，俺总不可能在大马路上迎娶新娘子吧？听说城管很厉害，俺有些后怕，再者说了，那洞房啥啥的在大街上也不是很方便。于是，痛定思索后俺的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman">QQ</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">签名终于换成了现在的：没有房子的日子里，俺以调戏女人为乐！</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';"><strong>所以所以，在看到南京<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生将公厕装修成新房结婚的事迹见诸报端后俺黑娃对这位<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生真是打心眼的佩服，这创意总要比俺在大马路上迎娶新娘子的想法要高明许多呀，只可惜南京的法院也忒不解风情，偏偏要将这出将进酒演成黄世仁逼债，一道判决书非要<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生搬出新家，可怜<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生是不是又要开始佩服黑娃在大街上迎娶新娘子的绝妙创意了。</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">但是，俺们全中国买不起房子的草根阶层做<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生的坚强后盾，<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生，不要给南京法院任何机会，这一刻你不是一个人在战斗！绝不是！<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生你要拿出重庆钉子户的风范来，还是那老人家说的好</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">“任尔东南西北风，我自岿然不动。”</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';"><strong>可是话说回来，黑娃刚才扳着手指头悄悄算了一下，凭俺黑娃的工资要买房子不吃不喝也得三十年，嘿，到那时候再娶媳妇结婚黄花菜不都凉了？更何况现在的大学生刚毕业就失业，挣钱娶老婆更是遥遥无期呀！干脆大家都响应号召晚生晚育吧。赶明个俺也找个隔壁带公厕的廉租房去，万一不成了俺也打通公厕，在公厕里迎娶新娘子吧……</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';"><strong>想到这里，黑娃俺觉得自己不是一般般的有才，俺实在是太有才了。</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">可是像<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生这样住在厕所总不是长久之计，一件事情的背后总会有深刻的原因。为什么一边是有钱人洋房别墅而另一边<personname wst="on" productid="却是卢"></personname>却是卢<personname></personname>先生李黑娃等等为房子发愁的普通大众呢？俺们其实不想听那些冠冕堂皇的话，<personname wst="on" productid="卢"></personname>卢<personname></personname>先生只是想要一个房子住人，黑娃也只是想有房子来实现</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman">09</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">结婚奋不顾身的光荣梦想。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';"><strong>其实有时候，小民的梦想就是这么简单。俺们不关心国家的大政方针，俺们更不关心国际时事，俺们关心的只是身边可以触摸的可以感知的这点点小事，俺们更只关心什么时候才能住上新房。这些实现了，在俺们以为才是以人为本，才是和谐社会！</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';"><strong>可是，那居高不下的房价啊，常常让黑娃们欲哭无泪！</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><strong> </strong><p><strong></strong></p></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';"><strong>亲爱的娘子，我拿什么娶你过门！</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p> |
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